A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy …
Tech
26/03/2016
It’s only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s …
Business
26/03/2016
Teen shot dead, friend wounded walking home from middle school
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her …
Politics
26/03/2016
Sunnis targeted in wave of violence across Iraq
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* …
Entertainment
26/03/2016
Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe
Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis …
Politics
26/03/2016
Putin speaks with Obama as Russian leader becomes ‘man of the moment’ in China
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never …
Entertainment, Politics
26/03/2016
Facebook to buy virtual reality firm Oculus VR for $2 billion
Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. …
HTC One M8: The most beautiful smartphone
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity …